uses-both-hands:

*huh?* “You’re going to take your shirt off in public?”

“Huh? No.  You are.”

“I’m going to be standing a safe distance away…’

(Source: swordoftheking)

uses-both-hands:

“Safety reasons…?”

“…Just how big are the bugs in Lhant?”

“Uh… well… If only it were that simple of a… situation.”

“Tell you what.”

“Next time you decide to visit Lhant, I’ll… show you just how much of a safety hazard it is to take off your shirt in town.”

(Source: swordoftheking)

uses-both-hands:

captainoftrolling:

“That grin shows suspicious interest in such swimwear.”

“Not at all. My grin is related to my amusement at the thought of that high-strung overprotective father panicking over his adoptive daughter’s swimwear.”

“…She doesn’t actually have such a thing, does she?”

“… I don’t panic.  I’m just weary of indecently dressed men coming near Sophie and taking advantage of her innocence.”

uses-both-hands:

“I’d like to point out that I was perfectly dressed. The only part of me that was uncovered was my torso.”

“Putting that aside, are you going to tell me you honestly telling everyone in the beach to cover up just because Sophie’s in the area? Or tell the farmers that they’re being indecent when they’re not wearing tops while labouring?”

“As her father, it’s my duty to protect her from such things at any costs!”

“And… to be honest… the farmer’s in Lhant tend to keep their shirts on for safety reasons.”

(Source: swordoftheking)

uses-both-hands:

“…You know, Asparagus, it’s not nice to talk badly of people.”

“And if you actually paid attention, I haven’t ever sought out your precious girl. I just happened to be in the neighbourhood on Hallow’s Eve.”

“Naked.  In the neighbourhood while naked.”

(Source: swordoftheking)

“So that weird guy, Alberto apparently is lacking attention lately.  His acquaintance on the other hand has been receiving most of the abuse.”

“Just to even out karma, that acquaintance said that anonymous messages should be thrown his way.  I’m sure Alberto will appreciate it.”

“It’ll keep him away from Sophie at least.”

dirtylittlesylverant:

I miss Ryu130. I know she still has a blog, but all her RP blogs, I seriously miss. She had so many wonderful ideas, and went out of her way to make people feel welcome. And now days, the Tales of fandom needs that more than anything. Ryu! You’re loved and missed, you cutie.

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Have to agree.  Ryu was the first person who went out of the way to make me feel welcome despite how derpy I was in my accounts.  It sucks cause I’ve basically drowned in work these days, but I miss the days when we could just sit down, rp together, or just chat and talk about nonsense.

warwomanofaurora sent: "Happy Birthday Absel!"

“Thanks a lot, Ms. Megi.”

captainoftrolling sent: Asbel, where in the world did you learn what birthday suit means? I thought for certain that I'd have to explain that.

“… The old man hanging around the garden did.”

vivalasalmonchan sent: Happy Birthday, young sir! Perhaps we'll get to see the birthday boy in his birthday suit before the day is done? *bats eyelashes at him*

“That’s highly unlikely…”